Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Just a thought..........

 

Once again in my lifetime I am witness to the election of a new pope.  It is exciting to realize the history that we have lived through today.  All of the pomp and circumstance will be recorded in history books and people who come generations after us will read it as it unfolded.  And we, you and I lived it!  It almost seems a bit surreal.

It was with great sadness that I bid Pope John Paul II goodbye on April 2, 2005 as did the rest of the world, especially my fellow Catholics.  In my mind, Pope John Paul II was truly my loving and gracious father.  It was with a bit of irony and more sadness that I realized  that 20 years ago to the day my biological father had died.

Pope John Paul II was a humble man from humble beginnings, one who was looked up to by so many, and idolized for his strength and wisdom.  He will be missed and it is doubtful that anyone will ever be able to fill his shoes the way he did. 

I was actually hoping for a younger pope.  One with a more open attitude toward the church and the world at large.  I am saddened by this new pope's open and judgemental  attitude toward gays, and his not surprising opinion of women priests.  (I am still trying to make my mind up about that one too, but certainly I am open minded to some extent.)

I wish our new pope well.  I wish him a long and happy life.  I wish him much success.  Given his advanced age though, I wonder how much he will be able to accomplish in the short time he will have?  It is with most certainty that he will not accomplish the multitude of things Pope John Paul II did. 

One can only watch and pray that the Lord moves him in the right direction for the church and mankind.

POPE BENEDICT XVI

A NEW POPE EMERGES FROM THE CONCLAVE.  WELCOME POPE BENEDICT XVI!!

THE BELLS ARE RINGING!

JOY IN VATICAN CITY!!

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

The Old Phone

This is an old one worth repeating.  One of the best I have seen although I doubt if it really happened.  The message is timeless though.
When I was quite young, my father had one of the first telephones in our neighborhood. I remember the polished, old case fastened to the wall. The
shiny receiver hung on the side of the box. I was too little to reach the telephone, but used to listen with fascination when my mother talked to it.

Then I discovered that somewhere inside the wonderful device lived an amazing person. Her name was "Information Please" and there was nothing she
did not know. Information Please could supply anyone's number and the correct time.   My personal experience with the genie-in-a-bottle came one day while my mother was visiting a neighbor.  Amusing myself at the tool bench in the basement, I whacked my finger with a
hammer, the pain was terrible, but there seemed no point in crying because there was no one home to give sympathy.

I walked around the house sucking my throbbing finger, finally arriving at the stairway.   The telephone!   Quickly, I ran for the footstool in the parlor and dragged it to the landing.   Climbing up, I unhooked the receiver
in the parlor and held it to my ear. "Information, please" I said into the mouthpiece just above my head.  A click or two and a small clear voice spoke into my ear.

"Information."

"My name is John and I hurt my finger..." I wailed into the phone, the tears came readily enough now that I had an audience.

"Isn't your mother home?" came the question.

"Nobody's home but me," I blubbered.

"Are you bleeding?" the voice asked.

"No," I replied.   "I hit my finger with the hammer and it hurts."

"Can you open the icebox?" she asked.

I said I could.

"Then chip off a little bit of ice and hold it to your finger," said the voice.

After that, I called "Information Please" for everything.

I asked her for help with my geography, and she told me where Philadelphia was.  She helped me with my math.   She told me my pet chipmunk that I had
caught in the park just the day before, would eat fruit and nuts.

Then, there was the time Petey, our pet canary, died. I called, Information Please," and told her the sad story. She listened, and then said things grown-ups say to soothe a child. But I was not consoled.

I asked her, "Why is it that birds should sing so beautifully and bring joy to all families, only to end up as a heap of feathers on the bottom of a cage?"

She must have sensed my deep concern, for she said quietly, "John, always remember that there are other worlds to sing in."

Somehow I felt better.

Another day I was on the telephone, "Information Please."

"Information," said in the now familiar voice.

"How do I spell fix?" I asked.

All this took place in a small town in the Pacific Northwest.  When I was nine years old, we moved across the country to Boston. I missed my friend
very much.   "Information Please" belonged in that old wooden box back home and I somehow never thought of trying the shiny new phone that sat on the table in the hall.   As I grew into my teens, the memories of those childhood conversations never really left me. Often, in moments of doubt and perplexity I would recall the serene sense of security I had then.  I
appreciated now how patient, understanding, and kind she was to have spent her time on a little boy.

A few years later, on my way west to college, my plane put down in Seattle. I had about a half-hour or so between planes. I spent 15 minutes or so on the phone with my sister, who lived there now. Then without thinking what I was doing, I dialed my hometown operator and said, "Information Please."

Miraculously, I heard the small, clear voice I knew so well.

"Information."

I hadn't planned this, but I heard myself saying, "Could you please tell me how to spell fix?"

There was a long pause.   Then came the soft spoken answer, "I guess your finger must have healed by now."

I laughed, "So it's really you," I said.   "I wonder if you have any idea how much you meant to me during that time?"

I wonder," she said, "if you know how much your call meant to me. I never had any children and I used to look forward to your calls."

I told her how often I had thought of her over the years and I asked if I could call her again when I came back to visit my sister.

"Please do", she said.  "Just ask for Sally."

Three months later I was back in Seattle.  A different voice answered, "Information."  I asked for Sally.

"Are you a friend?" she said.

"Yes,my name is John and I am a very old friend," I answered.

"I'm sorry to have to tell you this," she said.  "Sally had been working part-time the last few years because she was sick.  She died five weeks ago."

Before I could hang up she said, "Wait a minute, did you say your name was John?"

"Yes." I answered.

"Well, Sally left a message for you.  She wrote it down in case you called.  Let me read it to you."

The note said, "Tell him there are other worlds to sing in.  He'll know what I mean."

I thanked her and hung up.  I knew what Sally meant.

Monday, April 11, 2005

She may be the devil's spawn, but she is the love of my life!

Danelle (my daughter-in-law) sent this email to me at work one day last week.  I thought you all would get a chuckle or two out of it!  :)

 

Morning Robyn!
 
I hope your morning went better then mine…..
 
So our appraiser is supposed to come today at 1 pm and I decide to pick up the bbq cover and put it on the beast and do a few other little things this morning in the backyard…When I reach the glass patio door just as I'm about to open it Madi (the devils spawn she is) has just finished pushing down the latch and has locked me out of the house…….I"M LOCKED OUT…so I try beating the glass showing my lovely daughter how to pull the latch up through the glass….she just stares at me like I'm a alien…so I beat on the glass some more she actually touches the latch and then decides toys are way cooler then mommy looking like a fool on the back patio….I proceed to trek around to the front yard in my ultra stylish PJ's which I'm still in since I wasn't planning on anyone but my daughter seeing me for the next hour or so….I proceed to punch the codes into the garage door remote nothing happens I try again…nothing so I pop open the battery door  WOW no battery go figure…Then I start looking anywhere for a key around the house of course no key because that would be to simple….I head to the next door  neighbors rang the doorbell no answer checked their garage door remote for a 9volt battery but of course theirs is behind a screw which would require me to have a screwdriver…let me check my pink pjs and red slippers for that!  We all know the answer there….so I go back to the house and I realize Steve's car is unlocked hmm there might be something in there lets hope…wrong again NOTHING…so as I'm getting out of the car and my humility sinks in that I'm going to have to go to the model home in pjs and red slippers I see a neighbor shaving on the front porch. Is he my savior? Let's hope. I walk to his house and ask him if he has a 9 volt battery he goes and looks and doesn't have one. HOLY CRAP my luck is unbelievable this morning! He then proceeds to ask me what I need it for so I explain that I went into the backyard and apparently my almost 2 year old daughter has learned to the lock the door. So he says he might have a master key forthe locks which could work and he ripped a 9 volt out of his fire alarm so with keys in hand and a battery I go back to the house?Try the keys no luck?.put the battery into the remote garage door opener and pray the code hasn't been lost because NO FRICKING BATTERY WAS IN THERE?.I type the code in and the garage popped open WOOO HOOOO I'm saved?.so how is your morning!

Danelle said that she was locked out for a total of about 30 minutes.  Her house is completely child proof so she wasn't worried too much, but when she did get back in she found Madison standing in the middle of the family room, sucking on her fingers like she does just before she starts to cry.  Guess a 30 minute vacation from mom was almost too long!  hehe  Needless to say that garage door opener has a new 9 volt battery now!

Sunday, April 3, 2005

This past week has been one of sadness for much of the world.  First the passing of Terri Schaivo, the 41 year old disabled woman from Florida.  Then the passing of Pope John Paul II.  It saddens me personally for the loss of both of these people, although the reasons are very different and obvious.

May they both rest in peace with the Lord.

In addition, I have found myself drawn to the Laci Peterson case.  I have read BLOOD BROTHER written by Scott Peterson's sister, and now I am reading WITNESS by Amber Frey.  Both are well written books by opposite sides of the fence, however both women are drawn to the same conclusion that Scott Peterson did kill his darling wife Laci, and their unborn child Connor.  After reading both Anne and Amber's accounts, I have found that they are both endearing young women who were thrown into an impossible situation and somehow endured the unthinkable. 

 Good reading for a wet weekend.

Wishing you all a peaceful week. 

Friday, April 1, 2005

Daily Affirmation

Far better is it to dare mighty
things, to win glorious triumphs,
even though checkered by failure...
than to rank with those
poor spirits who neither enjoy much
nor suffer much,
because they live in a gray twilight that
knows not victory nor defeat.    
Theodore Roosevelt

PLEASE PRAY FOR POPE JOHN PAUL.  AN ITALIAN NEWS SOURCE IS REPORTING THAT HE IS NOW IN A COMA.

For those of you who just thought you knew everything, here's a refresher course...............Now you know everything :   The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.   No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.   Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.   You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.   Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.   The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.   The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.   American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.   Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.   Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.   Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.   The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.   So did the first "MarlboroMan."   Walt Disney was afraid of mice.   Pearls melt in vinegar.   The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.   It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.   A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.   Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. (I 'm moving mine to the living room now!)   Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first U.S. president whose name contains all the letters from the word "criminal." The second ? William Jefferson Clinton (Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!?!!)   And the best for last.....Turtles can breathe through their butts.   (I know some people like that; don't you?)